skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

(Source: knightpecutie, via gnarly)

p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

(Source: geizler, via gnarly)

2 hours ago
2 hours ago
2 hours ago

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(Source: felfs, via guy)

"Nothing more isolating than mental illness."
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Dr. Hannibal Lecter, portrayed by Mads Mikkelsenspeaking some of the truths that practically everybody hides from.

NBC Hannibal [1x12] Relevés

Directed by Michael Rymer

Written by Chris Brancato (writer/EP) & Bryan Fuller (showrunner/creator/EP/writer (also for Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, more)

(Source: heuristicbias, via xlovemeorhateme-xx)

3 hours ago

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via xlovemeorhateme-xx)

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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4 hours ago
4 hours ago

placatory:

Realizing its already September

(via cannibal-cats)